A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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...NO.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Barack Obama

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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It's long!

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