The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What's dead? Your mum.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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