How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's up? A direction...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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