Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Period Blood

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Woman's rights.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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