Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Ha

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

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