- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Where's my tractor?

Your mother

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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