Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...