A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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whats 2+2? 4

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Your Mom.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Anagram.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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