you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

I have no ideas.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

my mom raped yerr foot

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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