Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Please spell dyslexia.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Ken wins!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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