A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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asian drivers.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

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