Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

like for a handjob.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

stop it ryan vallee

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Penis-Pump

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

wnba

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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