roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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alston wang

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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