- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Women's football

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Anti Joke

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