- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Reed is poopin

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

hello

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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