a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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