c+t+c?

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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hot diggity dog

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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