i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A jew go out of a bar

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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