What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

It smells like triangles in here.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

i eat poop

Wats a joke?

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

OBAMA

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

God bless America, and no where else.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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