Why did the child step on a ball?

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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stop it ryan vallee

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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A child with cancer grows up.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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