Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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