How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Jared Gough is a slut

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Rebecca Black

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Take my wife- to the store.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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