A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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