- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

what do gay people eat?? food

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Hashtag

Turn around.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's 9+10=? 19

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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