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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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