Ouch.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Facebook...

verry nice how mUCH?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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