- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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