Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Anti Joke

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