Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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