don't look behind you

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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