A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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