- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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