- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

The penn state football administration

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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