Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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women

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hey.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

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