Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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