Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Blarg

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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