Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Penis.

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memes

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women have rights

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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roses are red, violets are violet

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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