What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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