A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Whats9+10 19

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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