- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

This is not a good joke.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The WNBA.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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