A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Can I touch it?

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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