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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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