Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What is worse than hell?

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do magnets work?

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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weiner? balls

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Canida

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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