- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Pickles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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