What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Chrissy is funny.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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