- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Penis!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

poop

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Vagina-Boob

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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