- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Bin Laden is dead.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

knock knock go away ok

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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