- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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