What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What should I name my dog?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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