What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Women's rights.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Canida

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Women Voting

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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